FML Max!

I am usually a very careful person. I make sure that I do my things accordingly or I'll go berserk! I might have a messy room but I know where are my things and what's in what bag and what's not. And I have an organized thought too. I guess I am perfectionist in a messy way. As skeptical as it may sound, I dislike cleaning my room but I enjoy cleaning kitchen. I know.. I know.. what nonsenses I am talking about??

Anyway, back to my story..

Woke up early in the morning and prepared myself to go to work. I even made breakfast so I could have it later at work. I am sometimes that gung ho to make breakfast in the morning; ham and egg sandwich. Oh the yums! Packed my bag and am ready to go. Switch off my lights and fans. Locked the bedroom door and ciao.

Guess what? Instead of taking my keys out to open the gates, I took my hand lotion with me. I only realized it when I was trying to open the door with it. It was the most fml thing I ever did. I panicked and freaked out, of course. I knocked on the housemates' doors but nobody opened it for me. I guess we are all that anti-social. FOL! Called my landlady and she said she will unlock the door for me but it'll take some time because she stays really far and the jam in the morning on Friday mornings were not pleasant at all. Waited and ate my breakfast. Took Vitagen.

Then, one of my housemates came down. I was like.. hmm.. I need to follow her out. Loaned her keys and went to work. I wasn't late! Thank you, Jesus! So, here I am now.. typing this away because I learned my lesson. Duplicate another set of keys and and rest enough so that I would not mistaken hand lotion as keys. Oh the horror of TRYING to open the gate with a hand lotion. What a Friday!


An illustration of my attempt to open the gate with hand lotion

I always had this mental note to myself that I should not and should NEVER leave my keys in the room. But oh damn.. it had to happen when I need to go to work. A friend suggested that I should just take medical leave. Nahh.. I don't think that was a wise move. Oh well.. lesson learned. It must be some Friday the 13th or what's not but I am not superstitious. I think I have an awesome Friday!

There there.. now, I shall get back to my procrastination books and notes.